it is not a brain tumour ???

hallucination...goop running off my hand...fascinating , captain  .

...nasty shit...

any religion that wants to control you...wants to do far more nasty shit .

r u dead ???

figuring out whether or not you are dead...no easy task .

a life will never end...

a life will never end...just change direction...either that or end .

...cat scan...

...just had CAT SCAN...must have ran out of cats .

fuck you...

it is not the FUCK YOU that bothers me...it is who is saying the fuck you .

...god loves you...

the man took an old turd and and wrote on the beech...GOD LOVES YOU .

...just before the crucifixion...

...just before the crucifixion...jesus handed out smokes...it was his way of getting them back .

SHIT...

shit glues things together and shit rips them apart .

ROAD KILL...

if road kill talks to you...what do you do ???

LOVE IS...

love is the only way...and that is why most just just sit on their ass .

try walking...

the shit train has square wheels...so try walking .

bee noble...

don't you find it interesting that it takes a noble person to die...but every prick and idiot has to do it ???

DEATH WILL FOOL YOU...

death...the final frontier...( space , second ) .

SOGGY TOAST...

...my brother was under the water three or four days before they found him...they offered him some toast .

ROAD KILL...

...there is a little bit of road kill inside all of us .

THE DOOR TO THE SUN...

being thrown into the sun may hurt like hell...but it is very poetic .

DROWNING...

apparently...drowning is a great way to die...drowning in guilt...not so much .

BONANZA...

i used to watch...BONANZA...now , the entire cast has been made into BONANZA BREAD .

THE WAITING ROOM...

i arrived at the hospital with my dog already dead in my arms...they took her from me to do some tricks in the waiting room .

THEY WILL...

in just about every situation imaginable...where some fucker can take and abuse power...they will .

drop dead...

drop dead means i love you...so , baby...drop dead and die .

NEVER CONTROL...

NEVER CONTROL... BUT THE MORE YOU NEVER CONTROL...EXPECT THE OPPOSITE IN RETURN .

dying in isle five...

a friend died right in front of me in the grocery store...i ran to get some multi-vitamins....but it was too late .

PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH...

if they won't take your blood at the blood bank...offer them a peanut butter sandwich .

HALLUCINATIONS

hallucinations...something to think about .

OLD SHOE...

every shoe needs a scorpion .

THE WACKY FOUR...

when there is four people doing a particular event...it is good to give them a convenient but predictable name...you know ??? like...THE WACKY FOUR .

THE ART OF CRAP...

there is an art to giving someone the wrong e-mail address...and the more you have done for them...the better they will perfect it .

shit ??? !!!

once you are up to your knees in shit...the rest comes naturally .

THE LIGHT...

when you are dying...pass through a tunnel to get to a light...not an ass hole to get to some shit .

FUCKING WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE...

...what is life about ??? first let me tell you what it is not about...to put it simply...FUCKING WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE .

...a fatal infliction .

HOMEWORK...

the sign said...MAKE ENGLISH HOMEWORK EASY...so i took my son there and they murdered him .

A BEAUTIFUL THING...

don't you find it funny that a lizard silhouetted with the moon...can be a beautiful thing ???

HEY , WEIRD - O !!!

you will know you have placed another in front of yourself...when you start getting really weird looks .

EVERY SPERM...

...every sperm flushed down the toilet...is one less you have to worry about slipping on .

MOVIE...THE IMITATION GAME

...this homosexual fellow shortened shortened the length of world war 2 by 2 years...and saved the lives of 11 million people...his reward...they drugged him until he killed himself .

and no we have not progressed past this...we just use diffident forms of torture .

DESIRE...

...question everything you really desire .

LAKE OF FIRE

...if there is a LAKE OF FIRE...can you go skinny dipping in it ???