...the end...

...the end...

befor you die...

before you die...feed your pet !!!

death as a celebration...

the closer you get to life...the closer you get to having your death be a celebration .

fuck - up...

every fuck-up can potentially take you just a little bit further away from your self...humility...can lead you back .

design of life...

life was not specifically designed for fucking up...it just turned out that way .

THE TOILET BOWL

life is like turds in a toilet bowl...and the ones going down clock-wise...judge the ones going down counter-clock-wise .

CHICKEN SOUP...

when i die...bury me in chicken soup .

ice cream...

giving you poisonous ice cream...is not a favour .

the dead fish...

when i was 10...i found a dead skate on the bottom of the ocean...he just smiled at me and waved .

SALT...

celebrate life with a big glass of salt .

accept...

accept the unacceptable moment .

ESCAPE...

...what escapes us more...our future or our past ???

soul for currency...

if you use your soul for currency...you are probably making a big mistake .

real...

real is always a bit weird

dying is ...

dying is the perfect time to be real .

...the angels are back...

the angels are back !!! ??? pass the potatoes .

potato salad...

20 years trying to escape from a cult...and , in the end...all it took was masturbating in a potato salad .

life of illusions...

when you get to the EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE...you will come to realise that the whole thing is just an illusion .

dying...

the more i think of dying...the more i wonder if it already happened and i am just too stupid to figure it out .

someday...

someday a plant will grow out of your ass...and make the world a better place .

bullshit...

bullshit has a written invitation .

only love is real...

real simply pounds the shit out of everything else .

dying...

take your time to die...but , remember...others are waiting in line .

ode to a bucket list...

fill your bucket with life...not piss .

one last scratch...

one last scratch of the nuts...and , there you are...dead .

one last scratch...

one last scratch of the nuts...and , there you are...dead .

live fast...

live fast , richard...you little cock !!!

LIVE FAST...COCK HARD

live fast ??? maybe...just make sure you are on the right side of the road .

candy...1974 - 1980

...my spaniel died in my arms as i was taking her to the hospital


...i was 18 years old




...there was no charge...but sadly...no resurrection either .

dying on the side of the road...

you can die better splattered on the side of the road...that in a billion dollar chapel...the choice is yours .

skinny dipping...

death...no skinny dipping in the lake of fire .

never !!!

never underestimate the power of underestimation .

when you die...

...when you die...pack your lunch .

flarmology

truth is what happens to love...when you squeeze it gently .

GUARD YOUR HEART...

...it is not how many survive...it is who survives...one pure lover is worth 100 , 000 ass holes .

spinning...

when you begin...a year is 100 % of your life...when it ends...maybe...1 % ...and the planets keep on spinning...like really spinning things .

sasquatch

...it takes a sasquatch two days to decompose in the woods .

connection is...

connection is life .

hell...

there is probably no hell...besides the one you are standing on .

super deluxe...

as you lay there taking your last breath...get your mother to check the mail box for the new advanced , super deluxe pocket pussy .

not good for tourism...

i saw this kid get splattered by a cab right in front of me in SWITZERLAND .

st. peter revealed...

i do not believe that st . peter will meet you at the gates of heaven...my suspicion is that he is a cook .

burnt toast...

...so you smell burnt toast ??? is it whole wheat...or raison ???

can you dance ???

can you dance with the maggots under the autumn moonlight ???

the way...truth and life...

remember...the way out...is the way in...or not .

june-bug funeral...

...i once saw a jug bug funeral...they cried openly .

...moses...

do you think moses developed a water phobia ???

light at the end of the tunnel...

...make sure that the tunnel you see...is not an ass hole .

...the witch is dead ...

dying is finding out what god really thinks of us .

25

25 years of post traumatic stress...equals 25 super bowls .

piece of piss...

if you die to self...then dying to each other will be a piece of piss .

the carpet bug...

....so this four inch insect begins to emerge from out of the carpet in my room...it appears to have seen me...then fades back into the carpet again .

the non-beetle...

a beetle in the grocery store...but it is not a beetle...it is a non-beetle...and it disappears right in front of me .

the glowing snake...

a glowing snake with a patterned back appears...then disappears under the door .

grade ''a'' shit .

you wouldn't mind if life scared the shit out of you...if it were special , golden , grade ''a''  shit .

art...

dying is an art...living is an art...everything is an art...with the possible exception of art .

the less you are...

the less you are...the more of the universe you can experience .

the graveyard...april 4 2016

...walking by a graveyard...i see four apparitions at a table-like grave stone playing a game of cards...their bodies are illuminated...they hold their cards tight...is it live...or is it memorex ???

...bring it a soft pillow...

...as the truth emerges from the ashes...bring it a soft pillow .

cease the ham...

if chicken is not on special on monday...cease the ham...embrace it into your festering gob...and if it feels good...rub it onto your nipples .

dying is like...

dying is like a warm kitten...that gets hit by a car .

happy brain tumour day ; )

today is the day i find out...weather or not the brain tumour ferry paid me a visit : )

might be time to break out the pocket pussy ??? either that or a garbage can .

...be careful...

everything is a guide...even cookies can take you on a journey...BE CAREFUL .

light at the end of the tunnel...

make sure the light at the end of the tunnel...is not a flash light stuck up someone's ass .

...ali...

mohammad ali...dead at 74 ...and the world will never be the same .

monsters and saints...

as life is improperly lived...it often creates a deep hole...a truly fucked up individual can live minus three years in a day...what is a monster , anyway ??? something that consumes and is never satisfied...and who is a saint ??? someone who lives to give... and perpetually grows at the same time .

living and existing...

if you haven't really lived...then every year you continue to meander aimlessly around this planet...just adds to the deposit .

for example...you may have ''lived'' minus 80 years .

hallucinating a bug...opposed to a BEATLE

how do we know those bugs don't really exist ??? maybe they kinda exist...or maybe they are like santa clause...come to think of it...who knows what is really going on .

it is not a brain tumour ???

hallucination...goop running off my hand...fascinating , captain  .

...nasty shit...

any religion that wants to control you...wants to do far more nasty shit .

r u dead ???

figuring out whether or not you are dead...no easy task .

a life will never end...

a life will never end...just change direction...either that or end .

...cat scan...

...just had CAT SCAN...must have ran out of cats .

fuck you...

it is not the FUCK YOU that bothers me...it is who is saying the fuck you .

...god loves you...

the man took an old turd and and wrote on the beech...GOD LOVES YOU .

...just before the crucifixion...

...just before the crucifixion...jesus handed out smokes...it was his way of getting them back .

SHIT...

shit glues things together and shit rips them apart .

ROAD KILL...

if road kill talks to you...what do you do ???

LOVE IS...

love is the only way...and that is why most just just sit on their ass .

try walking...

the shit train has square wheels...so try walking .

bee noble...

don't you find it interesting that it takes a noble person to die...but every prick and idiot has to do it ???

DEATH WILL FOOL YOU...

death...the final frontier...( space , second ) .

SOGGY TOAST...

...my brother was under the water three or four days before they found him...they offered him some toast .

ROAD KILL...

...there is a little bit of road kill inside all of us .

THE DOOR TO THE SUN...

being thrown into the sun may hurt like hell...but it is very poetic .

DROWNING...

apparently...drowning is a great way to die...drowning in guilt...not so much .

BONANZA...

i used to watch...BONANZA...now , the entire cast has been made into BONANZA BREAD .

THE WAITING ROOM...

i arrived at the hospital with my dog already dead in my arms...they took her from me to do some tricks in the waiting room .

THEY WILL...

in just about every situation imaginable...where some fucker can take and abuse power...they will .

drop dead...

drop dead means i love you...so , baby...drop dead and die .

NEVER CONTROL...

NEVER CONTROL... BUT THE MORE YOU NEVER CONTROL...EXPECT THE OPPOSITE IN RETURN .

dying in isle five...

a friend died right in front of me in the grocery store...i ran to get some multi-vitamins....but it was too late .

PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH...

if they won't take your blood at the blood bank...offer them a peanut butter sandwich .

HALLUCINATIONS

hallucinations...something to think about .

OLD SHOE...

every shoe needs a scorpion .

THE WACKY FOUR...

when there is four people doing a particular event...it is good to give them a convenient but predictable name...you know ??? like...THE WACKY FOUR .

THE ART OF CRAP...

there is an art to giving someone the wrong e-mail address...and the more you have done for them...the better they will perfect it .

shit ??? !!!

once you are up to your knees in shit...the rest comes naturally .

THE LIGHT...

when you are dying...pass through a tunnel to get to a light...not an ass hole to get to some shit .

FUCKING WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE...

...what is life about ??? first let me tell you what it is not about...to put it simply...FUCKING WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE .

...a fatal infliction .

HOMEWORK...

the sign said...MAKE ENGLISH HOMEWORK EASY...so i took my son there and they murdered him .

A BEAUTIFUL THING...

don't you find it funny that a lizard silhouetted with the moon...can be a beautiful thing ???

HEY , WEIRD - O !!!

you will know you have placed another in front of yourself...when you start getting really weird looks .

EVERY SPERM...

...every sperm flushed down the toilet...is one less you have to worry about slipping on .

MOVIE...THE IMITATION GAME

...this homosexual fellow shortened shortened the length of world war 2 by 2 years...and saved the lives of 11 million people...his reward...they drugged him until he killed himself .

and no we have not progressed past this...we just use diffident forms of torture .

DESIRE...

...question everything you really desire .

LAKE OF FIRE

...if there is a LAKE OF FIRE...can you go skinny dipping in it ???

THE EGG...

the egg is an olympic swimmer...who cracks her head against the side if the pool...and drowns .

LIVING AND DYING...

there is shit worth dying for...and living for...do not confuse the two .

ENDANGERED RECORDS...

sometimes when i find ENDANGERED RECORDS...i am reasonably sure that GOD placed them there just for me .

the sting of DEATH !!!

"OH , DEATH...WHERE IS THY STING ??? "...well , to start with...it is in that fucking pine box over there !!!

HAUNTED HOUSE...PART 1

there i was in a haunted house...lying in bed...i could see this apparition in front of me...he looked like an old farmer...and he was bitching about the potato crop .

i woke in the morning...went into the kitchen...there to the right of me was a picture of some old fucker...farming potatoes .

WE ARE KINGS AMONG KINGS

our humanity...is clothed in maggots .

THE HOSPITAL...

i was rushes to the hospital when i was 12...the doctor put on some porn...and gave me a smoke .

LOVE WILL REMAIN...

...love will remain...but it may very well remain on top  of a pile of shit .

HIS NAME IS PRINCE !!! not was...

prince was to the 80's and 90's what young and dylan were to the 60's and 70's...and some may even suggest that he went on to do even better work...POINT...from beginning to end...he was a treasure among treasures...bless his soul eternally .


luv :

stu

NOT REAL...

if the aliens attack us...we will all come together...why ??? because not real is easy .

ALIEN ATTACK...

...when the aliens attack...think of all the times they didn't .

caring...

if someone actually cares for you...pretend you don't notice that they ate your goldfish .

MISSION IMPROBABLE

almost everyone on this planet is not worth living for...your mission...NOT ONLY FIND SOMEONE WHO IS WORTH LIVING FOR...BUT SOMEONE WHO IS WORTH DYING FOR .

THE LIZZARD

...it was november , 2014...i was not held down in my bed by the lizard man...his fork tongue in my ears...speaking french backward...shit steaming from his shit glands as he farts all over my little corner of the jungle...

NOPE , this did not happen...INSTEAD...i could not move nor feel my hands...it was like having a nervous breakdown...without the nerves...without the breakdown...i reached for my yellow duck puppet...to talk to...to stick through the fabric of the universe and pull out some health for my idiom ...

...i have seen the duck puppet...and the duck puppet is me !!!

  

prepare yourself for THE GREAT UNKNOWN

...dying is an art...but it is not to be confused with slitting your throat with a paint brush .

WALK WITH ME...

...so i walk across the meadow...something seems just a little fucked up...the snow is glowing...yet there are no aliens or alabama illuminated cross-eyed pig monkeys slithering around the place on all five legs .

...one of the first signs that something is wrong...but you convince yourself it is something normal...like pissing in a shampoo bottle...or screwing one galaxy into another .

...l sleep silently .